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Kim Kardashian – Will Do Anything For Fame And Money

Kim Kardashian is a talentless celebrity wanabee brought into this world by a Pimp of a Mother and part of a family that lead their lives in front of the camera in an “all for publicity” existence. Kim’s so-called career started with her doing what she does best, having sex, filming it and then having it leaked (released) to all who would like to watch.

That is how it began and now a day does not go by where a story is not written about her or her family of wanabees. They have parlayed this exposure into a multi million dollar empire consisting of television programs and various business ventures.

Kris Jenner, the leader of this band of misfits acts as their manager and despite the fact she has a tendency to make you sick, has done an excellent job in creating the Brand which is The Kardashians. She is at the helm of the ship which has just re-signed with the E Network to continue producing their television program, ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ for several more years with a $40 million dollar take for the family.

Kim is at the center of this so-called success because for some reason she was chosen to be the ‘one.’ When you look at this family it doesn’t take a keen eye to realize they have all done something to themselves to enhance a feature or 2. Kim it seems was the one who has done the most. She looks like she has had every feature enhanced in some way, form her cheeks – breasts to the huge backside which has been written and talked about to the point of nausea.

There are many stories out there about Kim Kardashian; most I believe have been planted by her or someone in her Moroon family. Usually these stories involve Kim posing in some fashion. There was a picture of Kim sleeping which her mother Kris released with the comment: “I love that @kimkardashian still crawls in bed with me…she’s still my little girl! #favoritething,” I imagine the part Kris is leaving out is what was said prior to the photo being taken. The dialogue probably went something like this, “okay Kim, lie on your side…that’s it…move your hair just a bit…does someone have powder…”

There were 2 pictures of Kim supposedly naked released, which the family claim is not her. Again, did they try to stop them, denounce them in any way…no. Why, because all they care about is publicity and when your career was made by a Sex Tape, what’s a nude picture going to do to hurt you.

Then there was the picture of Kim so tan from a cream or spray that she just had to show the world. It just never ends…. does it?

The main story which captured her followers over the past year was her scam, all for ratings marriage to Kris Humphries which played out for all the world on their TV Program. Recently Kim and her family sat down with another person searching for ratings, Oprah Winfrey and discussed many things. On her 72 day marriage, Kim said: “I was in love, I wanted the life that I always pictured my fairytale life to be,” she said. “I would’ve had an extravagant wedding anyway, to end that relationship was a risk in itself to lose ratings and I had to take the risk to be honest to myself.

There are 2 statements Kim says which ring so true, “it was a risk in itself to lose ratings,” and “fairytale life.” Ratings is what this wedding as well as her life are about and because of her misguided view of life, living and being entitled to a fairy tale life is something she feels is deserving. Other points she failed to mention were 1: this scam was bought and paid for by the E Network, 2: she as well as her family made a fortune by created this “wedding” episode, not to mention the gifts Kim received for this wonderful event. Now, talk of an annulment has come up. Kris wants an annulment and Moroon girl Kim’s response is, “I’m sure, I would love one myself, but you know, there are certain guidelines on how you can get one and I’m not sure that we fall under that. But I’m really… out of respect for him, I try not to really talk about stuff involving him regarding that situation… I’m just really ready to close that chapter. I have closed that chapter. I’m just really ready to move on.” Well Kim, we all know there are hundreds of reasons within certain categories that the Church will grant an annulment. The only question which needs to be answered: does getting married for ratings, publicity, presents, money and the opportunity to scam idiot sheep who follow your every move fall within any of these guidelines?

Once the negative press died down, Kim decided a new focus should be thrust upon her…a new man. After what I would imagine were several discussions with her Mother as to who would make a good boyfriend not to mention someone who would contribute to a ratings hit for their program, Kanye West was chosen. Why Kanye…why not? Kris was a supposed good guy who not many people knew, which kept the focus on Kim. Now that she has left Kris, she has realized that there was and is a lot of negative press thrown her way and despite the fact any press is good press, something had to change. Kanye was a perfect choice. He is a publicity whore just like Kim, he has his own money and was most likely told by Kris, not to worry, Kim will have sex with you. Win – Win.

Kim even went all out for Kanye to keep him happy where for his 35th birthday she took some of her marriage money and bought him a $750,000 Aventador LP 700-4 Lamborghini. Must be nice to pose for a living and have that kind of money to spend on the boyfriend of the month.

Could there be trouble brewing for the lovebirds? A new report suggests Kanye might be just at the point of no return in respect to Momma Kris’s meddling ways. Will he force Kim to choose between their love affair and her domineering family?

“Kanye wants no part of the Kardashian invasion,” an insider says! ”They’re a force — a gang, kind of. They swoop in and dominate.” Kanye doesn’t seem to be the kind of person who will be dominated. Will he give the Lamborghun back?

Regardless of the fate of Kim and Kanye, as far as the Kardashian Brand goes…it makes good TV.

Even with all the Kanye talk, not to mention the other drama that involves the rest of this dysfunctional family, Kim can’t let the attention stray to far from her. She made sure that while getting ready for an appearance on a Talk Show the outfit she was going to wear was a shade too small enabling a rip to open in the back which would allow the photographers a clear shot to post to media outlets all over the world.

Such is the life of Kim Kardashian the girl who at 14 told her mother she wanted to have sex with her boyfriend. Considering how her life has played out since, it is no surprise to learn that “Mommy Dearest” Kris’s response was: no problem baby…lets go get you some birth control.

Unfortunately for all of us, in the case of the Kardashians - Their 15 minutes of fame is lasting a bit too long. But who knows what the future may hold. Careful Kris – Karma can be a Bitch

Written by The Griper – E.Cowan